1 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:33,900 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,670 I can now state unequivocally 3 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:40,500 there is not an ounce of cheese up here. 4 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,940 There’s a cow who goes by now and then, 5 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:47,280 but much too fast to be milked. 6 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,880 I’m quite comfortable just now, 7 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,550 but you should see me at full moon. 8 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:55,080 I keep sliding off. 9 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:59,350 Tonight’s program has been a rather long time in the making. 10 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,420 The light from that star, for example, 11 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:06,490 has taken 50,000 years to reach you. 12 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:09,500 But I suppose that is rather unimpressive 13 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:13,940 considering the age of some movies now seen on television. 14 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:17,170 Our story is considerably younger. 15 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:21,080 It is called Coyote Moon. 16 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:24,780 I tried out for the title role, but was rejected. 17 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,580 They’re using the real thing. 18 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,850 Favoritism, you know. 19 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,370 -Where’d you say you found it? -Out in the desert... 20 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,200 ...lying on the edge of the highway. 21 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,300 Mister, we pay a bounty on coyote in this part of the state. 22 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:26,410 I know, but I just couldn’t leave him lying out there in the sun to die. 23 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,110 -He might have hydrophobia. -No, he’s been hit by a car. 24 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,080 He might pull through if we could get him to a vet. 25 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,910 A vet! 26 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,920 Sure, this is a cow town, isn’t it? 27 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,180 There ought to be a vet around here. 28 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,550 What? You think any cow doctor’s 29 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,220 gonna go to work on a coyote? 30 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,790 Why not? 31 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:44,260 Mister, this here’s the absolute most worthless critter 32 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,990 the good Lord ever made. 33 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,400 If it weren’t for him, 34 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:48,930 you’d have a plague of ground squirrels 35 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,230 and rabbits inside of a year. 36 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,940 You know, 37 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,170 one of these critters will take a sheep dog 38 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,370 twice their size out in the hills 39 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,540 and lick the tar out of it. 40 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:01,080 Sure, that’s cold courage for you. 41 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,650 I’ll go phone Doc Parker. 42 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,150 They send the wagon by here for me, I’m gonna blame you. 43 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,250 Thanks. 44 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,820 -Hello. -Hello. 45 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,090 Is he hurt very bad? 46 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,920 That dog, I mean. 47 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,830 Well, that isn’t a dog, that’s a coyote. 48 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,500 Oh. 49 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,600 I found him on the highway. He’d been hit by a car. 50 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:58,270 I felt sorry for him, lying out there in that hot sun. 51 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:01,800 -Boy, I know how he feels. -Oh? 52 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,840 Well, I’m going west, to see my mother. She’s sick, you know, 53 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,140 and I’ve been trying to get out there to see her. 54 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,050 Boy, it feels like I’ve been on this road forever. 55 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,780 But don’t you worry about me, I’m gonna get there. 56 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,750 I’m in the home stretch now. 57 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,050 -Where’re you going? -Sentinel Mesa. 58 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,590 My brother Harry’s working out there and as soon as I get there, 59 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,260 we’re gonna drive the rest of the way in his car. 60 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:24,330 If it ain’t too late. 61 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,590 Sentinel Mesa? 62 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:28,260 It’s somewhere’s west of here. 63 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,170 Oh? 64 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,700 You going west? 65 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,170 Fifty-two miles. 66 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,810 Boy, it wouldn’t take long in a swell car like this. 67 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,480 Wonder how long it’ll take me. 68 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,610 -What’s your name? -Julie. 69 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:47,650 Julie, you wouldn’t be trying to wangle a ride with me, would you? 70 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,620 Well, just to Sentinel Mesa. 71 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,760 All right, Sentinel Mesa. 72 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:55,460 I got my bag right here. 73 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:06,030 Doc says that anyone that brings a varmint coyote 74 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:08,570 within half a block of his house, he’ll blow his head off. 75 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,670 I expect you better just bundle him back in the car 76 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,510 and take him along. 77 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,040 [laughs] 78 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,080 I reckon he just came along for the ride. [laughs] 79 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,880 -Well, I’m sorry I bothered you. -[laughs] 80 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,080 Let’s all forget it. 81 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,720 Thanks just the same. 82 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,770 -Right here will be fine. -Huh? 83 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:47,110 Stop! 84 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:48,710 Hey! Hey, Pops! 85 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:54,080 [Julie] Hey! Hey, Pops! 86 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:10,670 [Pops] Bless your heart. You got us a ride, did you, honey? 87 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:13,230 You don’t know how we appreciate this, mister. We was about done in. 88 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:16,740 Come on, there’s plenty of room up here in front for all of us. 89 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,610 -Pops? -He’s my father. 90 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,710 -You didn’t say anything about-- -Hey, 91 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,480 ain’t this a swell rig, though? 92 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,280 All the comforts of home. 93 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:24,880 [chuckles] 94 00:06:24,910 --> 00:06:28,050 Can’t tell you what this means to me and Julie, mister. 95 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,090 The old highway sure is hot on the dogs. 96 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,120 What we waiting for? 97 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:34,960 Well, we’ll be there in an hour, anyway. 98 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,590 -Where? -Sentinel Mesa. 99 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,260 -Huh? -I told him about Brother Harry, 100 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:40,760 about his waiting there with the car. 101 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,400 Oh, yeah. 102 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,940 -Where you headed, mister? -California. 103 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:49,340 Well, how do you like that for a coincidence? 104 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,840 We’re going to California, too. 105 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:53,680 We’re going to see Ma. She’s sick out there. 106 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:55,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 107 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:57,450 [Pops] You got work out there in California? 108 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,210 Yes, I do. 109 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:00,650 I’m gonna teach at a university. 110 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:04,220 -Oh, a professor, huh? -Associate. 111 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,290 How is that? 112 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,490 Not quite a professor. Almost. 113 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,790 Eh, professors make pretty good money, I hear. 114 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:13,090 $2.85, $3.20 an hour, somebody’s telling me. 115 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,360 [chuckles] 116 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,830 You fellas must have a pretty strong union. 117 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,470 Smoke? 118 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:22,200 No, thanks. 119 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,040 How come you’re all alone? 120 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,040 My wife and baby flew out. 121 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,810 Baby? How old? 122 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,250 Three months. 123 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,350 Well, three months, what do you know about that? 124 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:35,050 Julie’s gonna have a baby, too. 125 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,250 [chuckles] 126 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,050 Well, congratulations. 127 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,490 Yes, sir. 128 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,490 When we get out to California, 129 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,160 I sure want to see that baby of yours. 130 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,640 You know him? 131 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:00,780 How would I know him? 132 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,140 You’ve been giving him such a going over, 133 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,710 I thought you might be looking for someone. 134 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,050 Brother Harry, maybe? 135 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,550 Brother Harry’s in Sentinel Mesa. 136 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:09,880 Yeah, he’s waiting there with a car. 137 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,560 Yeah, Harry’s working in a garage there. 138 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:21,400 Yeah. Harry works most of the time. 139 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,730 I don’t have nothing to do with hitchhikers. 140 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,740 Make it a policy. 141 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:28,640 Never know who you’re gonna pick up. 142 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,170 Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, they’ll be OK, 143 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,640 like... Julie and me here, 144 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,840 but that hundredth fella, he’s the one that’ll give you trouble. 145 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,050 You really think so? 146 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,620 You’re doggone right I do. 147 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,920 Can’t be too careful these days. 148 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,690 [tire popping] 149 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,690 -Flat? -Afraid so. 150 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:08,010 Flat as my pocketbook. 151 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,380 -You got a spare? -Behind the front seat. 152 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,020 I’ll take care of her, Professor. 153 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,690 I’m a crackerjack with flats. 154 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,160 What’s this? 155 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:24,830 Paper cups, napkins, picnic stuff. 156 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,700 Well, from here on out, I’ll take care of all the breakdowns. 157 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:30,670 [professor] It’s only 10 miles to Sentinel Mesa. 158 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,640 Boy, I’m glad. I’m so hungry. 159 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:38,540 You’re looking at the only garage in Sentinel Mesa, mister. 160 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,210 Right out them windows. 161 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,050 We ain’t never had anybody working here named Harry. 162 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:48,880 Two fifty-five, three and five. 163 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,290 Well, she’s all fixed. 164 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,560 Got the spare tire put back and everything. 165 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,060 Put it back myself, saved you 80 cents. 166 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,190 You stick with old Pops, 167 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,830 you’ll make yourself some money. 168 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:02,630 How about Brother Harry? 169 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,230 You know, that had me stumped for a minute. 170 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,140 I’d have swore he wrote he was working in Sentinel Mesa. 171 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,600 -[woman] Sure. -Sure, what? 172 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,170 [Pops] It wasn’t Sentinel Mesa at all. 173 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,380 Sentinel Mountain. Happens all the time. 174 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:16,880 Bet I know right where he’s working, the Ace. 175 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,810 Ace. Ace Garage. That’s it, hey. 176 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:21,850 -Ace Garage. -Yeah, even the post office gets mixed up. 177 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,050 Two towns on the same highway, 178 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,150 28 miles apart, both Sentinel. 179 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,160 Mesa and Mountain. 180 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,730 -How do you feel, honey? -Not so good. 181 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,260 She’s... You know. 182 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,200 Aw, the poor thing. 183 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,460 Why didn’t you tell me? 184 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,470 Well, I get to feeling so bad, 185 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,100 I don’t like to talk about it. 186 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,400 I get dizzy now and then... 187 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,510 Twenty-eight miles to Sentinel Mountain. 188 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,270 When’s the next bus due? 189 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,110 -[Pops] Bus? -Huh? 190 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,540 I’m going to do you both a favor. 191 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,180 I’m going to pay your fare to Sentinel Mountain. 192 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,210 Ain’t no bus stops here. 193 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:55,080 This here’s the country. 194 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,820 -Oh, my... -She fainted. 195 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,520 Where’s the nearest doctor? 196 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,060 Doc Willoughby. Twenty-eight miles. 197 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,920 -Get her out to the car. -[woman] Yeah. 198 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,830 You just go to the Ace Garage 199 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,130 and you ask for Doc Willoughby. 200 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,430 They’ll tell you where. Come on. 201 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,950 What do you want? 202 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:34,590 -I would’ve liked a cigarette. -Oh. 203 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,260 Looks like you’re fresh out. 204 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,760 Here, have one of mine. 205 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,240 Now, why would I put that in my pocket? 206 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,540 How about that coffee, baby? 207 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,410 [Pops] Julie? 208 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,950 Oh! We only got this one cup. 209 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,120 Oh, well, what’ll we do? Take turns? 210 00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,750 We’ve got some more. 211 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,320 I’ll get them in a minute. 212 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,090 Let her get them. Exercise will do her good. 213 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,860 Ah... we’ll have to stop. 214 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:14,260 They’re in the tire compartment behind the front seat. 215 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,830 That’s a funny place to keep cups. 216 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,900 I only took one out. I didn’t expect company. 217 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:18,970 Oh. 218 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,200 No, no need to stop. 219 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,070 Pour the professor a cup. 220 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,670 Say, how do you like it? Cream, sugar... 221 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,740 Wait, I remember, I remember. 222 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,580 Never mind. 223 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,640 We’re stopping here anyway. 224 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:42,620 And now let’s get out the cups and have a parting drink. 225 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:43,730 But I just told you-- 226 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,090 I know what you just told me. 227 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,100 I’m telling you to get out. 228 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,300 You, too, Julie. 229 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,930 -We do something wrong? -Out. 230 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,600 Out! 231 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,820 -And you miserable, old-- -Now, just a minute, young fella-- 232 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:11,050 -How much did he pay you for it? -For what? 233 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,450 That brand new tire. 234 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,120 You sold it to the garage man back there. 235 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,960 Get your bags and get out. 236 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,760 There ain’t nobody here. 237 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,570 Hello! 238 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,970 Hello! 239 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,900 See? There ain’t nobody here. 240 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,310 I don’t care. 241 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,070 You’re getting out anyway. 242 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,840 But there ain’t no water here, no nothing. 243 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,650 You wouldn’t leave a poor little girl like Julie 244 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,350 out here in the desert, would you? 245 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,980 Oh, wouldn’t I? 246 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,650 What you got to be so sore about? 247 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:46,960 I’m cruel and ungrateful 248 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,290 and insulting and ungenerous, but that’s life. 249 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,630 -You’ve got your nerve. -Couldn’t be sorrier. 250 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,990 We might die out here. 251 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,130 You’ll adapt, just like the coyote. 252 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,840 Your old man doesn’t miss a trick, does he? 253 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:03,300 He sold them both. That’s a junk tire. 254 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,210 Where’d he go? 255 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,050 [Pops] This here is my boy Harry, Professor. 256 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,350 He quit his job at the Ace Garage. Didn’t you, Harry? 257 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,550 Yeah. 258 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,850 Had a little hard luck with the car 259 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,320 he was gonna drive us to California in. 260 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,060 -Didn’t you, Harry? -Yeah. 261 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,560 He figured we’d be passing here 262 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:24,960 and we could all ride west together. 263 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,460 -Right, Harry? -Yeah. 264 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,560 He says Pops stole his tires. 265 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,430 -What tires? -R-right off the car. 266 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,200 Why would I do a thing like that? 267 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,700 There’s a junk tire on my back wheel. 268 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,070 The garage man done it. 269 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,110 Figured he was a crook the minute I saw him. 270 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,350 Mister, do I understand you called my old man a thief? 271 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,580 He stole my tires. 272 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,550 Now ain’t that gratitude for you? 273 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,820 We come along with him, 274 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,460 keep him company, make coffee for him, 275 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,860 help him change a flat tire. 276 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:58,590 And you go on calling him dirty names. 277 00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,830 What kind of a man are you, Professor? 278 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,360 [Julie] Hey. 279 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,130 He’s fixing to leave us here. 280 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,030 Is that right, Professor? 281 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,470 You call my old man a thief 282 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,040 and my sister a liar, 283 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:12,310 and tell them you’re gonna dump ’em out here in the desert? 284 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,910 You do all them things? 285 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,410 Huh? 286 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,880 You know, if it was up to me, 287 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,050 I wouldn’t take you one step further. 288 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,210 [engine sputtering] 289 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,480 -[Pops] What’s the matter? -Out of gas. 290 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,690 Hey, Professor. 291 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,560 How long since you got gas? 292 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,330 Abilene or someplace like that. 293 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,900 -Abilene? -That’s 300 miles. 294 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,470 Well, maybe it wasn’t Abilene, maybe it was someplace in Oklahoma. 295 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,040 Dumb jerk. 296 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,040 And I thought professors was supposed to be so smart. 297 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,410 Absent-minded, too. 298 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,240 You think it’s funny, don’t you? 299 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,740 You know where we are? 300 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,910 Halfway between Sentinel Mountain and El Paso. 301 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,420 There’s 30 miles of desert before we get to the next water. 302 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,720 You’ll adapt. 303 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,290 I ought to bust you right in the teeth. 304 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,420 [car horn honking] 305 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,130 Hey, somebody’s coming. 306 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,090 Go on, Julie, go on, get out there. Hurry! 307 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,640 [brakes screeching] 308 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,320 Pops, Harry, come on! 309 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,250 [Harry] Quick, go sit in the front. 310 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,540 [rock-and-roll music playing] 311 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,140 [operator] Operator. 312 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,010 Get me the police, please. 313 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,640 Do you wish the police department at El Paso or Sentinel Mountain? 314 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,350 Anyone, but make it fast. 315 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,510 I’m at... 316 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,420 Eh... Scorpion Springs. 317 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,490 They robbed me blind and they’re walking away. 318 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,460 Boy, mister, we sure do appreciate this. 319 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:05,560 Hey, Pops, Harry, come on! 320 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,900 Bless your heart. 321 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,730 That old highway sure is hot on the dogs. 322 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,070 [Harry] How far you going, mister? 323 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,200 -El Paso. -Huh? 324 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,110 -Laryngitis. -[Harry] Oh. 325 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,280 [engine stalling] 326 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:24,850 Is something wrong? 327 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,080 What’s the matter? 328 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,080 Hey, take your foot off the pedal, mister. 329 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,850 You’re flooding it. 330 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,550 I’ll be right back. 331 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,150 Hey! Hey, where’re you going? 332 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,860 Dumb jerk was flooding it. 333 00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,590 Bet I can start it for him. 334 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,740 [engine stalling] 335 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,480 [man] Well, I certainly do thank you. 336 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:54,940 Not at all. 337 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,110 My car! 338 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,750 My car was right here. 339 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:05,920 [man] Hey! 340 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,560 Hey, there! That’s my car. 341 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,790 Look, there’s a police car. 342 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,570 [officer] Someone out here called El Paso. What’s going on? 343 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,100 Somebody just swiped my car. 344 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,770 -[officer] Where’d they go? -Right there. 345 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,080 -[man] All of ’em. -[officer] Stay right where you are. 346 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,450 Come on. 347 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,280 [man] They were trying to steal my car. 348 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,090 Well, he’s a liar. He rode right up and asked us to come in. 349 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,520 -I did no such thing. -We were inside looking at the map. 350 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,860 He told me he had something wrong with his throat! 351 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:44,390 He sure did. 352 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,090 Does it sound like I have something wrong with my throat? 353 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,600 You three lying tramps, 354 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:48,830 so help me, you’re going to go to jail 355 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:50,670 if I have to put you there myself. 356 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,050 [Harry] You’re making a big mistake, officer. 357 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,880 He came right up to us and asked us to come right in. 358 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,450 -I’m telling you, he asked us to come in. -[Julie] He did... 359 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,720 I’m telling you, it’s a frame-up. 360 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,590 [officer] Shut up, all three of you! 361 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,690 You find yourself a lawyer and tell him all about it. 362 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,490 [Harry] But I’m telling you... 363 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,390 [officer] Now head on inside there while we fill out the complaint. 364 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,870 In case you’re wondering about Julie, Harry and Pops, 365 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,780 that trio of nature’s noblemen, 366 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:12,280 they received just what they deserved and more. 367 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,620 As it turned out, 368 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:16,790 they had been part of a gang of hijackers 369 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:20,460 that stole supermarket carts, 370 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:23,060 filed off the serial numbers, 371 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,760 smuggled them to Mexico, 372 00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:28,500 where they had sold them as baby carriages. 373 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:31,400 The court showed them no mercy. 374 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,770 I hope you didn’t mind the lack of murder 375 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,970 and mayhem in tonight’s story, 376 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:39,340 but we thought we might give you a vacation from it. 377 00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:42,210 For those of you who insist on violence, 378 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,950 I can only refer you to your daily paper 379 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:49,120 or your innermost thoughts. 380 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:51,350 Next time, we promise to do better. 381 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,090 Until then, goodnight.